Is this the fastest ever movie birth scene? I timed it at 5 seconds. It’s hard to pass much comment as the scene is so absurd and hilarious that it almost defies critique. You have to see it to believe it.
Even though it doesn’t even pretend to be realistic, it does include an umbilical cord, which is more than Daddy Who managed. Yes, it’s a bit long, even by the cord lengths I’ve witnessed.
Would you have liked a birth that quick? (putting aside the impersonal obstetric care). Perhaps Ace Ventura has the perfect obstetric model. Zero care, birth on demand and so fast that the monthly client list could swell into hundreds.
The movie also includes a more famous birth scene where Ace Ventura is birthed by a rhinoceros! Sorry, but that one doesn’t count in my book – we’re sticking to births of babies by women.
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I can just imagine the damage that would be done “real life” if that were humanly possible.
And of course, the woman MUST lie down to birth. Or is that, to be birthed? Didn’t seem like she had much role in it at all. SO different to how it is in mainstream care these days, isn’t it?
He’s doing the Kristelers method.
It’s a parody everywhere in this video.There’s everything wrong with it,but as I said it’s a parody.
Loved the movie,by the way.